Chord Half Man Half Biscuit 99 Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd Ukulele Versi 1

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(no chord) E B7 E B7 (faster) E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
Jesus Christ - come on down!
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If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow
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You need butter, milk and cheese
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And an equilateral chainsaw.
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In debt I owe someone a fiver; maybe I should try my hand at drag
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James Dean was just a careless driver
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And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag.
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
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Mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded
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Everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded.
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They've been cooking on Blue Peter now they're sampling the dishes
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'I don't normally like tomatoes John
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But this is delicious'.
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
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The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out -
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'Where's my Fiorucci?'--------------
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Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn't tell the bread
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Did you honestly think that they would?
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And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskers
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Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 (slower) E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.