Chord Half Man Half Biscuit 27 Yards Of Dental Floss Ukulele Versi 1

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Well. I told her that I thought life's too short

And we really should go for a ride;

Paul's just phoned - the war's postponed

So come on I've got the Plymouth outside.
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The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full

Things could be a lot worse -
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It's not like you've been captured by Barbary corsairs,
B7 A
I said "let's head Winchester way" she said "been yeaterday"
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27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile.


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Fired by wine she was almost mine

'Til a fight broke out in the bar;

Third Rate Les in his Burberry fez

Had gone just a little too far,
A
Nailing down his baling wire to the laminate floor
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He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore,
B7 A
I said "would you like to go the zoo?" she said "yeah, but not with you"
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27 yards of dental floss but she still won't give me a smile.


B7 A
I'm King Euphoria, she's Queen Victoria
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27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile
B7 A
I'm clowning by the Serpentine, she's still drinking turpentine
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Will she ever shine a light on me?