Chord Ben Folds All U Can Eat Ukulele Versi 1

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So I'm lookin' at all the people in this restaurant

Bb F/A Gm7
What do you think they weigh?

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Look out the window to the parking lot

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at their SUVs taking all of the space


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They give no fuck, they talk as loud as they want

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They give no fuck, just as long as there's enough for them


F C/E F/D Am7 / C
Gonna get on the microphone down at Wal-Mart

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Talk about some shit that's been on my mind

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Talk about the state of this great nation of ours

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People, look to you left, yeah, look to your right


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They give no fuck, they buy as much as they want

Dm F/C Bb F/A Gm7 C7
They give no fuck, just as long as there's enough for them


piano solo)
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F C/E F/D Am7 / C
So I look at the people lining up for plastic

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I'd like to see 'em in the National Geographic

F C/E F/D Am7 / C
Squatting bare-assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl

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With a towel on their head or maybe a bone in their nose


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See that asshole with the peace sign on his license plate

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Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane

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God made us number one cause he loves us the best

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Well maybe he should go bless someone else for a while, give us a rest


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F Bb/G C7 / E
Just so everyone can see

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F/A Bb/G C7 / E
We've eaten all that we can eat