Tab Half Man Half Biscuit Corgi Registered Friends Versi 1

Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit http://www.hmhb.co.uk/
Track: Corgi Registered Friends
Album: Achtung Bono
Tabber: Woodshed


INTRO

C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C


VERSE 1

Dsus2 - C
In the kingdom of the blind

Dsus2 - C
It's said the one-eyed man is king

Dsus2 - C
And in the kindom of the bland

Dsus2 - C
It's 9 o'clock on ITV

Dsus2 - C
I believe I've seen holograms

Dsus2 - C
With more substance than you

Dsus2 - C
Automatic doors

Dsus2 - C Dsus2
They don't open for you


CHORUS

F Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

F Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

F Dsus2 F G
You meet up on a Monday with your Corgi registered friends


VERSE 2

C
You call Glastonbury 'Glasto'

Dsus2 - C
You'd like to go there one day

Dsus2 - C
When they've put up the gun towers

Dsus2 - C
To keep the hippies away

Dsus2 - C
December sees Kitzbuhel

Dsus2 - C
Clad in Lowe Alpine

Dsus2 - C
Your children are painfully soulless

Dsus2 - C Dsus2
Ralph's in Brize Norton


CHORUS

F Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

F Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

F Dsus2 F G
Doing Del Boy impressions with your Corgi registered friends


WHISTLE SOLO

e|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|--5----------------|
B|--5--5-6--8--8---|--6-5-6-8-5----|--5--5-6--8--8---|----8-6--5---------|
G|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
D|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
A|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
E|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|

e|--8--8-8-7-7----|--5-5-5-5-------|-----------------|--5----------------|
B|----------------|------------8---|--5--5-6--8--8---|-----8-6--5--------|
G|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|
D|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|
A|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|
E|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|


GUITAR SOLO

F - D - F - D - F - D - F - G


e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------0---0-2----2-0---0---------------------------|
D|------------------0--2--3---3------------3---3-2-3-2-------------------|
A|----12\---0--2--3------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-2-0---0------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------3----3-2---0-2-0---0-------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------3---3-1--3\-----------------------------------|


VERSE 2

C
For sale: gym equipment

Dsus2 - C
But now your jeans are too tight

Dsus2 - C
Amanda Burton on autopilot

Dsus2 - C
Is all you need each night

Dsus2 - C
I wear a tolerance robe

Dsus2 - C
I have the patience of Job

Dsus2 - C
But when I hear you wife's silly giggling

Dsus2 - C Dsus2
At Ann Summers parties


CHORUS

F Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

F Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

F Dsus2 F G
Going to medieval banquets with your Corgi registered friends


CODA

Stick this in your Volvo

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---5--5-3-0-3-0----------------------------------------------------|
D|---5--5-3-0-3---3--------------------------------------------------|
A|-3------------------5-5-4-3----------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

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