Tab Dave Brockie Experience Hard For A Tard Versi 1

This is one of DBX's most offensive songs, and it's comically
genius. No one else would write a song about falling in love
with retarded people.


All strings tuned half-step down.


INTRO
|-------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
|--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-5-4-5-4-2-0~~--|
|-------------------------------------------------------|


VERSE
|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
|----------------------------------------------------------------|
PM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
PM . . . . . . . . . . . .

|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
|----------------------------------------------------------------|
PM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

|--------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9--9--9-9--8~~--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9--9--9-9--8~~--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7--7--7-7--6~~--|
|--------------------------------------------------|
PM . . . . . . . . . . . .


CHORUS
|-------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
|--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-5-4-5-4-2-0~~--|
|-------------------------------------------------------| x2


Repeat VERSE
CHORUS


RE-INTRO (After Breakdown)
|---------------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
|--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7--|
|---------------------------------------------------------------|


LAST VERSE
|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
|----------------------------------------------------------------|

|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
|----------------------------------------------------------------|

|--------------------|
|--------------------|
|--7----6----9-------|
|--7----6----9-------|
|--5----4----7-------|
|--------------------|


CHORUS
|-------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
|--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-5-4-5-4-2-0~~--|
|-------------------------------------------------------| x2

|---------------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
|--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7--|
|---------------------------------------------------------------|

|----------------------|
|----------------------|
|--7-------------2~~~--|
|--7-------------2~~~--|
|--5----5--4--2--0~~~--|
|----------------------|




Legend
=======
~ | Hold Note
PM | Palm Muting



There it is. Another great DBX song. I've been meaning
to tab this for a while. I've got most of the album
tabbed, but I just haven't submitted it.
Feedback is welcomed.

-- DH
=============================================================