Chord David Brent Serpent Who Guards The Gates Of Hell Versi 1

David Brent - Serpent Who Guards The Gates of Hell


C x32010
Am7 x02010
D xx0232
Dsus xx0233
G 320003
Em 022000
F# 20xxxx


I'm not saying don't trust all women, I'm saying, you know, be careful. Every
woman is different. What it's saying is basically, if you're in a relationship,
great. In fact if you were going out with her for over 2 years and you've actually
bought her an engagement ring and you're totally loyal to her... Just be careful
at a new years eve party that she doesn't get pissed out of her head and you find
her in the toilet on all fours with Phil Hickley.


Em F# G
Mandy Wier[?]
C Am7
the lady with the flaming hair (sorta ginger)
Em F# G
she's not what she seems
C Am7
she will crush your dreams
C Am7 G
don't look in her loving eyes
C Am7 G D Dsus
she's a demon in disguiiiseee
C Am7 G
and soon only time will tell
Em D Em
she's the serpent who guards the gates of hell


Ba ba dow! And then the whole band would kick in, Forgone Conclusion, and err
like, Mammogram would do a mental solo.

Who's Mammogram?

Mammogram, that was our lead axeman. That wasn't his real name, his real name was Craig Monkford.