Chord Arrogant Sons Of Bitches 1-800-alarm-me Ukulele Versi 1

E
hey, i woke up today (today)
F#m
to think about a dream i had

a dream I left so far away
C#m
ten seconds pass, and as

i think twenty minutes pass
A
i failed my mission
Am
i'm a waste of life, waste of mind, where's my ambition


E
chalk up one girlfriend
F#m
two broken cars

my band and friends are nothing more
C#m B
than parting shots not taken
A B A
look at how jaded I can be


A B E A
when I turned 16, already way too old to be in this entire scene
B
of sighing lazily at unaccomplished dreams
E B
yeah it's my home but i think its time to go
A B
i'll hit once more so i don't wake up
E F#m
i got no home, and i got nowhere to go
A B
i just can't seem to get on top of this
C#m B E
situation normal all fucked up


E
still I lay in bed
F#m
think of all the dreams i had and clever remarks i have said
C#m
it seems like they all mean nothing
A
snooze, alarm, reset that's eight more minutes
Am
this disaster can't exist because I'm not awake to live it


E F#m
i can't seem to place where life went wrong

it's the wrong chords
C#m
it's one lame song
C#m B A B A
i'll never know what exit to get off at until its passed


A B
kick me in the ass
E A
a free shot, get it over with and kick me till i bleed
B E
it seems that's all you need (let's go) this one's on me


E B
yeah it's my home but i think its time to go
A B
i'll hit once more so i don't wake up
E F#m
i got no home, and i got nowhere to go
A B
i just can't seem to get on top of this
C#m B A Am
situation normal all fucked up

E F#m
i don't think i'm going outside today
C#m
i'll stay in bed all day
A Am
declare a personal holiday
C#m
so you can take my page right of your phone book
E
burn my seven digits to ashes
A
i won't be attending any of your classes
Am
write another song as this day passes



E F#m
i don't think i'm going outside today
C#m
i'll stay in bed all day
A Am
declare a personal holiday
C#m
so you can take my page right of your phone book
E
burn my seven digits to ashes
A
i won't be attending any of your classes
Am
eyelids on the sky as this day passes


E A
i wanna stay asleep forever
A C#m
i wanna stay asleep forever
C#m B
i wanna stay asleep forever
B E
i wanna stay asleep forever


E A
i wanna stay asleep forever
A C#m
i wanna stay asleep forever
C#m B
i wanna stay asleep forever
B E
i wanna stay asleep forever