Chord Andrew Jackson Jihad David J Is A Sickness Versi 2

[INTRO] Dm7 G C B Am Dm7 G C

C Am
you're helpless, and hopeless
Dm7 G
you wanna help out the homeless
C Am Dm7 G
but you've got problems
C Am
you're selfish, and worthless
Dm7 G
and you have no fucking purpose
C Am Dm7 G
you're a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob

[INTRO]
whoa-oh (x3)

C Am
there are morals that conflict with orals
Dm7 G
that conflict with anals that believe in angels
C Am Dm7 G
angels are hating on you
C Am
if good is the absence of evil
Dm7 G
and evil is the absence of good
C Am
there is an axis of evil
Dm7 G
rolling into this neighborhood

Dm7 G
with the sound of gunshots
C B Am
bang! pow!! pswchh!!!
Dm7 G C Am
whoa whoa whoa, whoa?
Dm7 G C x B x Am
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Dm7 G C
whoa whoa whoa

C Am
it was then that i found i am a vampire
Dm7 G
i have fangs fucking 15 inches long
C Am
the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone's blood
Dm7 G
feels so good i am compelled to sing this song
C Am
and at night when i retire to my coffin
Dm7 G
to sleep for a hundred years or more
C Am
all you people that i know will have died long ago
Dm7 G
and your children will have died ten years before
Dm7 G C B Am
whoaaaaa-oh. oh. OHHHHH.